I met this guy (I’ll call him Rumpy) as I neared the end of a routine at my club the other night who seemed unusually interested in my ass. As you can guess I hear all kinds of unoriginal chat-up lines from guys that just wanna get in my knickers but his was a first.
He called himself a Rumpologist and he read butts which apparently involved looking at the lines, crevices and folds of a girl’s buttocks in much the same way that a chirologist would read the palm of the hand.
Like most girls, despite what I’m frequently told, I ain’t a great fan of my ass and kinda wish it was, shall we say, smaller.
According to Rumpy I had the perfect butt as a round peachy ass indicates a girl is open, happy and optimistic in life. However, a flat butt suggests shes rather vain, negative and sad.
Now I know he had a hidden agenda but I was sufficiently taken by his looks to give him the benefit of the doubt. He was after all kinda cute and even in the darkness I could tell he was pretty optimistic himself.
We exchanged cell numbers and I await to hear if he calls and gives me a thorough butt examination. In the meantime can anyone give me some advice. What panties, if any, should I wear and how far should I allow him to probe on my first date?
Just make sure he keeps his gloves on and you should be OK!
Dunno what should wear, let me thoroughly inspect the merchandise before I give you my educated opinion.
Hi Ric Shouldve guessed Id get a comment like that
The wrapping is only secondary but having something to peel away always adds to the excitement dontcha think?
Peeling sounds quite painful! I like to think of it more as a tearing open gift wrapping %)~